Tuesday, 12 January 2021

OFF THE RECORD review on some of headlines....

 OFF THE RECORD review on some of headlines....

 1. Munde'iyaa' tu Bachke Rahi....

Oh no, not explaining the song by Punjabi-MC and Jay-Z but just felt the title of the song was apt for our firebrand NCP neta-Dhananjay Munde and his antics that came to light in last couple of days. Please be careful Dhananjay ji! Hope your 'friendship cum affair' with Karuna Sharma and your public declaration of having 2 children from her has been made in your election affidavit, I presume; as one BJP neta called me yesterday and said, if he hasn't declared, his MLA's ship can be challenged and it can be revoked too if proven otherwise. Experts, please do comment. Now coming to the dissection of as to what exactly happened....

Dhananjay ji, if I was you, I wouldn't care to give such a long explanation of who this Sharma is, who is this Renu, who is Karuna, who is this Brijesh and why the FIR was made. I love to keep everything measured & short "I have gone through the complaint, I have full faith in Judiciary, the matter is sub-judice and everything will be out soon", this response would have been perfect. Let the complainant do whatever they wanted too... Immediately pull strings, get police in confidence through Saheb, and negotiate the deal with Sharma's, as from where I see, intention of these brother-sisters is very clear, blackmailing for money (claimed by you). By washing your dirty linen in public, you just have tarnished your own image, is what everyone is saying. A MLC yesterday called and said, it use to send shivers down our spine when Dhananjay use to stand up to talk in the Upper House, be it any subject, such was his choice of words and style of speech! Aggression along with Intelligence were his middle names. But now, Dhananjay himself has gone morally down in the eyes of everyone, said the MLA. Forget aggression & fiery speeches now, he said... Even I feel, your political career will take a beating for quite some time and with that "Tai" you have back home, she will leave no stone un-turned to take advantage of the situation (though she will do it very silently) ... let alone she has married another Prem Chopra, that's another story. 

 But Dhananjay ji, just find out why and how this matter came out in public. Isn't anyone big in the NCP still holding any grudge against you for going with Ajit Pawar & that whole episode of swearing-in episode of early morning? Just find out... And by the way, hope this is everything that has been left to declare in terms of your marriage, affairs and all...as I'm hearing many more things....Isliye, Mundeiya tu Bachke rahi...

 BTW (By the way), another 'bigger' 'more powerful' Neta has open relations with another women from whom he has a child too...and that child is as old as his own ‘legal’ children now, the one's from his legally wedded wife. Surprising is, this neta's official sons are very friendly with the girlfriend’s child and often visit each other (at homes; they chill together) and both women know about each other’s presence and have made peace with it. Dhananjay ji, I feel, you wanted to go this way, right, isn't it? But ‘blue blood’ matters Dhananjay ji…To make matter worse, this pandemic came of no-where, plus this lock-down, plus scarcity of funds, plus your fewer trips to your second home, must have frustrated all of them together and hence they went all out (backed by somebody remains a mystery). 

Badhiyaan hai, Children are happier together, everyone gets along well with each other, wife & girlfriend are living happily suddenly this has become the new normal in political circles of Maharashtra.  We have seen many examples in the past like this but everyone knew about it, now it comes out dirtily and playing victim card is an added advantage…Sorry to divert but look at my case… I just added my school time "friend" on Facebook and my wife has refused to acknowledged my presence at home for past 3 days. Is Mumbai going backward or what? 

 

2. Varun Sardesai gets X category security. 

How many of you all know a person named Varun Sardesai (except Urban Development Department along with Ministry these days)? Does not ring a bell, right? For Info, our Government has given him an X-category security cover...No, no... he isn’t any VIP, but he is cousin of Aditya Thackeray & is Yuva Sena functionary. Not known to me, but surely must be of great importance to our state. Varun ji, would also advise you to inform Military chief, Navy chief too (just in case) about any kind of threats you must be foreseeing. And yes, finally, don't forget to put a "kajal" mark too behind your ears, as even 'Najar' is a deadly weapon used by Sanghi's these days.... With you always in these trying times...By the way, read Times of India yesterday and reasons for giving you X level security after reading still is extremely difficult to digest for me. No correlation at all. On one hand, 10 thousand times more powerful and the one who actually needs security, NCP chief Sharad Pawar, wrote to Home Minister to minimize his security & here the government provides you X category...tomorrow a Bollywood junkie from Bandra might ask for 10% quota CM flat too...Dena Padega…



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3. Checking Ciovid-19 reports at Airport is a big FARCE...

My two friends frequent Mumbai-Ahmedabad, some came from Goa, some came from Rajasthan & every time on their return via flight to Mumbai they just Photoshop the Covid-19 negative report (done few months back) change date & time of the report and just flash at the airport and walk out. No one cares to see the report carefully at the airport. When Government has asked people to compulsorily do the Covid-19 test and show your reports at the airport especially for people coming into Mumbai from Goa, Gujarat, and Rajasthan this is what is happening. You never know few 'asymptomatic' cases might enter Mumbai because of this negligence of officers at the airports. Request airport authorities, cops and the BMC to take it seriously.

 

Vikrant Hemant Joshi

 

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